LIFE ALTERING QUOTES
(
As Carved on the Outhouse Wall)

They paint these walls
To hide my pen
But the outhouse artist
Has struck ag'in
.

             

The best thing about trees are the things you can make with them when you cut them down. Rush Limbaugh
You kill it you grill it. Ted Nugent
Hamburgers the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
- Jules Winfeild (AKA Samuel L Jackson)
When the chips are down the buffalo is empty.
Animal Rights Wacko: The only animal that defecates from both ends. -Drew Carey
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be mis-quoted and used against you.
If we weren't meant to eat animals why are they made of meat? - George Carlin
VEGETARIAN: old Indian word for LOUSY HUNTER!
Scientists recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
A Bitch is a Bitch is a Bitch is a female dog... NOT a female member of PETA?
The man who said, "It can't be done", should stop interrupting the woman who is doing it.
A couple of Texas hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead."

....There is a silence, then a shot is heard..... The hunter says, "OK, now what?"
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