LIFE ALTERING QUOTES
(As Carved on the Outhouse Wall)
(As Carved on the Outhouse Wall)
They
paint these walls
To
hide my pen
But the outhouse artist
Has struck ag'in.
The
best thing about trees are the things you can make with them when you
cut them down. Rush Limbaugh
You
kill it you grill it. Ted Nugent
Hamburgers
the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. - Jules Winfeild (AKA Samuel L Jackson)
When
the chips are down the buffalo is empty.Animal
Rights Wacko: The only animal that defecates from both ends. -Drew Carey
You
have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be mis-quoted and
used against you.If
we weren't meant to eat animals why are they made of meat? - George CarlinVEGETARIAN:
old Indian word for LOUSY HUNTER!Scientists
recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
A
Bitch is a Bitch is a Bitch is a female dog... NOT a female member of PETA?The
man who said, "It can't be done", should stop interrupting the
woman who is doing it.A
couple of Texas hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the
ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his
head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to
the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm
soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure
he's dead." ....There is a silence, then a shot is heard..... The hunter says, "OK, now what?"
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